Evidence that I was then, am now, and never will be a member of the Kool Kids Klub:
Tonight, as I was making my way through the kitchen, it occurred to me...there should be a new reality show on tv...instead of The Bachelor...24 beauties vie to the attention of....
Ah. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAH. heh. [cough] um....[is that crickets??]
Oh my God I would totally watch that show.
I will not lie to you, I laughed for a solid few minutes in-a-row over this. Unfortunately by myself. Mike is now looking online for a therapist for me.
NO, ....seriously...The Spatula. Get it?? See? Funny...right?