Post #201, kids.
Happy New Year!
So, I haven't Pimped That Product since the "controversial" Coffeemate Peppermint Mocha debate of '05. By the way, the Google traffic from that one alone, I tell ya. Amazing. People must really want to know about this stuff. So glad I can help in these hard times.
Anyway, same pimp, new product for you:
I found this stuff at Bath & Body Works, which these days resembles a smaller scale Sephora. This lip stuff multitasks. And I love it. First, it makes your lips nice and glossy with a tingly, cooling sensation, which is quite lovely. Not at all burny-like like Sephora's Lip Venom (which is a lip plumper anyway). Second, it acts as a breath freshener! And it works! The product contains 1% peppermint oil, so when you lick you lips-- tada! No more stanky coffee breath. I have introduced this stuff to BOTH my sisters (my independent market testers) and both have bought it with their own dollars. So, there you go. Stuff rulz.
In other thoughts, for my next life I am really, really, really considering coming back as a Starbucks barista. Damn, they are a happy lot. Then again, they are bringing a little bit of joy to each person they serve. Speaking of which, I just tried the Cinnamon Dolce Latte today (oh, which I paid for only to THEN locate my gift card) and this stuff rules the school even harder than the Peppermint Mocha. Truly. Got a caramelized sugar flavor with the kicky cinnamon. If that sounds like something you could get on board with, I would say you will not be disappointed.
I heard this voice-mail message from my buddy Scott in Dallas (hi, Scott!) sometime after midnight on New Years which I thought was pretty funny:
My name is Scott Van...and uh, I like to party. I'm about five-eight, nine. I'm about uh, blond hair...blondish-brown hair, blue eyes. Uh, my arms are about 35 inches long. Uh, ...I like to party. Give me a call. Bye.