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June 01, 2006

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Meg

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

I got nothin'. There are no words.

Diana

lol. this sounds so much like my sister's life...

Melissa

Lordy be.

Reach

Wow is right!

I'd love to see a letter of recommendation from him, LOL.

I'll bet, he turned out to be one of the best Boss's. Atleast he sounds like one of my best Boss's.

Reach

Rocky

HOLY SHIT. You just made me feel sooo much better about myself. Kind of. Except that kind of thing, or close to it? Has happened to me in the recent past. And I'm supposed to be all growed up. Reminds me a bit of myself and my college loans.

Dawn

Somehow, this only makes me love you more.

Teri

You do not disappoint! Hilarious! Was the Christening the first time your Mom heard this story? (10 years seems about the appropriate waiting period to tell of these adventures to one's parent)

Elizabeth

You're right, Jen. Only (expletive)you! But still, HA!

Jen

You guys? the phonecalls I am receiving from my familyyyyy?....yeah, I guess they didn't know this one - or at least most of it.

Contrary

That. Was. Awesome.

You made that kid's YEAR.

I'm sorry you had to go through all that, but it's totally worth it now that all that time has passed and it gave you a rocking story to tell the internet, right?

mama_tulip

That is so bad-ass.

Nancy

WHOA. Now THAT's a story for the grandkids.

Becki

You just cannot make this stuff up. And if you can, start writing that novel. I will buy one for everyone I know.

Beth

this is the best story ever.

ever, ever.

ever.

halloweenlover

I was going to write the same exact comment as Beth. I'm in awe. You're my new hero.

I have to say, that is TOTALLY unfair that they didn't let you just drive home and take care of it tomorrow. RUDE.

Amy

I love this:
"Yeah, this was when the Salt/Wound intros were made."

awesome story, especially the part about the boss being the one to cart you all over fcking New England to pay off the fines.

Bitsy Boooo

This ambien is somthin else, instead of sleeping im hyper focused on three different crazy things happening simultaneously!
It's kinda like this:

martianboymovie...>rushmovie......yabadabadoo!!!

Bitsy Boooo

This ambien is somthin else, instead of sleeping im hyper focused on three different crazy things happening simultaneously!
It's kinda like this:

martianboymovie...>rushmovie......yabadabadoo!!!

CAPlastic Surgeon

omg I'm dying of embarrassment for you. I babysat a few times in college or i'd have starved to death, but nothing this bad happened.

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