My manager has a new white board in his office. This is great for me because I have always enjoyed a canvass to write on that also erases.
My manager is a list driven guy, and so, everyday for the past week I have taken it upon myself to add something to his lists, hoping my words blend in and that he'll won't notice it for awhile and then be talking on the phone and see it, laugh, hahaha-that-Jen's-a-real-pill. Our handwriting can look a little similar, so it was possible.
Unfortunately, he always sees it and by 9:-ish it's been erased. To his credit, he was kind enough to keep the "Jen rulz" in small chicken scratch in the far corner for almost 2 whole days.
So far I have added to his lists:
Eat more fiber.
Try being pleasant for a change.
Pick up milk.
Now, before he gets smart and starts hiding the dry erase markers on me, here's where you come in if you're game.
I plan on doing this for a very long time. Maybe I'll mix it up and some days it'll be daily, and then I'll take a break just to throw him off. If you have ANY suggestions, I'm taking submissions. Of course, it has to be clean not too wordy. If I use it, I'll take a picture of it and post it.
Milton and I thank you in advance.
Updated to add: Oh, the Vote for Sanjaya is brilliant! Gives me almost a full week to sit on it, leading him to believe I have given up and thus, vulnerable to my (and your) handiwork. Awesome. I cannot wait until Tuesday.