I say things like, "Oh good, it rained last night. The lawn really needed it."
(the lawn no longer looks like this but rather, a small plot of short hay.)
I have 47 bucks in my checking account. MAX.
I get pissed when someone doesn't take out the recycling bin on trash day because that means *I* have to lug it out to the corner. Did I mention the recent rain? And how it is ALSO collected in the recycling bin....that we keep outside.