While passing each other in the bedroom, Mike and I hear the promo for the next episode of Rock of Love II.
Promo, featuring a suprise appearance from Season One's The Clap-on-wheels, Lacey, who is skating around at a roller derby asking this season's crew, "What's up, skanks!?"
Narrator: " ...in the next episode, the girls fall hard for Brett..."
Mike: [incredulously] "Seriously, how is it possible to fall hard for Brett?"
Me: [in my mind agreeing with him, but then...oh...heh.] Yells from that bathroom: "See, because they're doing ROLLER DERBY and they are gonna "FALL HARD". GEDDIT?!"
See, this is why I feel comfortable asserting that I am "the smart one".