...if I had the body for it (and would not be arrested):
+ Would feel compelled to daily crunches, and maybe even cut back on carbs. Finally, the elusive abs of steel would be mine!
+ Comfortable footwear
+ No bra straps digging/itching my skin
+ Getting ready in the morning is a breeze (quite literally). No ironing/coordinating required.
+ Goes from day to night with ease. Just add some lipstick and cute accesories and voila! You are ready for a night on the town.
+ No need to wait in line for the ladies room
+ Tired of dropping off clothes at the dry cleaners and the ridiculous bills? Well, not anymore, my friends!
+ Stain resistant.
+ Your problems with closet space just became that less, you know,... problematic.
+ Everyone knows that everything goes with "skin".