I award Monday's quote of the day to my colleague, T-Fund. It wasn't even 10:30 in the morning and I knew it was the day's winner.
Me in the lobby headed out for a coffee run, T-Fund enterting the lobby reporting to work.
T-Fund upon seeing me: "Hey, I have the awesome girl-p*rn site that I know you'll love. I gotta forward the link to you."
QoTD was met with Me: "Uh-huh... wait, what? What makes you think I'm into p*rn si...?"
Turns out (as it was immediately explained) it's a site of like, guys putting the toilet lid down and women getting all hot & bothered over it. Still, taking that comment, in the lobby, spoken at a normal if not slightly louder than normal volume (he's a sales guy) kinda threw me. And now security thinks I'm into "girl p*rno", whatever that is.