What has 2 thumbs, crappy ass teeth, and A HOT, NEW DENTIST?
Seriously, very cute dentist alert! I didn't even know they MADE cute dentists. When did you invent this gem, God? OMG, this is so awesome. I can't even believe it. I am never missing an appointment again. Flossing? Oh, I will GET ON THAT, if you know what I'm sayin. And I am SO glad that today, in some kind of random, good-karmic fluke, I did my hair in a Party Hair look (loose waves with a curling iron. perhaps you would like a picture?) this morning. Yeah, good call, me.
As I was telling my colleague TugBoat about the visit (no relation to Madge's TB, by the way) is that unlike other parts, you teeth give you away, you know, right away. I mean, it's not like going to a doctor stepping on a scale and tell turn to your doctor, "um, yeahhhh, I'm still carrying a little vacation weight. No worries." Your sins of the past are prominiently and immediately on display and I don't know about you, but personally, when I start to "see someone new", I like to give them The Good and The Funny, Responsible, Pretty-Haired, I am not a Flake-me, trap them in my lair of awesome, and then after the 3 months of my tomfakery, THEN and only then do they find out I'm a lazy shit. Because by that point, and not going to sugarcoat this, it is impossible to break away from me. Because that feeling that you feel? Is love and it is DEEP.
Oh, and when he introduced himself, he just said, "I'm John." Oh, swoon.
Anyway, December 4th: any idea of what I should wear? I'm going for "adorable but not trying too hard."
Updated to add: Duh, I have an appointment with Dr. Swoonface this Wednesday* for a filling. That's 2 days. I have to plan this by tomorrow night! Oh, do people still sleep in the pink rollers?
(* The "this Wednesday" reference is totally coincidental, Jenny. However, it does mean the Wednesday you were speaking to.)