My thoughtful, insightful PSA for the day:
Do not agree to arm wrestle a coworker. With your broken wrist.
The wrist does not and will not magically repair itself for those few seconds. It will still be broken. The brace will not grant you strength or power.** And you will lose, pretty much on contact. And then you will sit there looking and feeling like a total loser.
A really, stupid, dumbass loser.
In completely unrelated news to this event, Wendy's has hands-down the best hangover food.
(**And neither will 8 dozen vodka tonics for that matter. Allegedly.)