Evidence that I was then, am now, and never will be a member of the Kool Kids Klub:
Tonight, as I was making my way through the kitchen, it occurred to me...there should be a new reality show on tv...instead of The Bachelor...24 beauties vie to the attention of....
THE SPATULA!
Ah. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAH. heh. [cough] um....[is that crickets??]
Oh my God I would totally watch that show.
I will not lie to you, I laughed for a solid few minutes in-a-row over this. Unfortunately by myself. Mike is now looking online for a therapist for me.
NO, ....seriously...The Spatula. Get it?? See? Funny...right?
I think I need to join Mike's quest in the search for your therapist...what other kitchen utensil or household object for that matter do you feel has enough to pull in television ratings.....how about the mop and bucket? Now THAT would be MY KIND OF SHOW! no seriously it would...
Posted by: Emily | April 01, 2005 at 04:45 PM
I admire your moxie, kid but a mop & a bucket would never work.
btw, at least MOM thought this was funny.
Posted by: Once More | April 02, 2005 at 11:53 AM