I don't know why I am stunned - I mean, we all knew she was pregnant. But still. Really? Good for her... I guessssss. But as far as he's concerned, as it's been said elsewhere, something still screams "ratfaced pimpbag". Uhhhh. And she honestly thinks girls dig him? Are throwing themselves at him since he'd "cleaned up" for Details magazine? I'd like to know who these girls are. No, really. I want names. Who? I ....no. If you can give me a name, I will officially overlook the name "Bit Bit".
If someone could please explain Paula Abdul - her wardrobe (the large skull & crossbones ring comes to mind), her incoherent mutterings being passed off as professional assessments? I'm here. Please ....tell me. Shut up, Paula. And SIT DOWN.
Tomorrow I am going to have to own up to my Fluff & Fold that they did not lose my brand new Ann Taylor Loft workshirt. I had them look and look and after a week, they told me to buy a new shirt and bring in the receipt and they'd reimburse me. They were really nice about it too. Mike brings home his dry cleaning today...and wouldn't you know, it's in with his stuff. He had no idea. I had no idea. We have no idea how it got there either. I SWEAR it was in my laundry basket. I swear!
After this and the ATM card incident, I ask you, is it safe for me to be walking the streets without supervision?
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