Jeans and the Quadratic Equation

What happens when you are a girl STILL searching for the perfect pair of jeans?  You will consider these:

Not bad, not bad. Not bad, that is, until you go 'round back.  What is the deal with the pockets? They give me, a girl with a cute heiny I might add, QUADRO BUTT (tm).

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Here is what QUADRO BUTT (tm) looks like:

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Please note that the pockets are one half on the butt, the other on the leg, thus giving the illusion that the butt is working its way down my leg and thereby giving the look of a square, smooshed, cut into quarters, ass. Not a good look. I liked the jeans so much (from the front,obviously)- they were the right length, the right color, they weren't too low, they were comfortable and they were a great price to boot, that I was debating if I could forgive any Quadro Butt (tm) situation.  So, I brought them home so that my boyfriend and sister could weigh in on the Q.B. deal.  Both of them were all, "yeah, it's a little  weird looking.  The pockets start too low." Okay, so it wasn't just me.

It's bad enough we women have to sidestep the landmine that is Ass Crackage, but now QUADRO BUTT (tm)?! Are you kidding me, Fashion Peoples?

Yep. They're going back. Damnit.

Comments

[jess]

You're killinh me. I just bought some fabulous jeans. I'll show you this afternoon. ps. bluefly.com is having a great denim sale on some good designers. I have 2 pairs of Saltworks (bought one pr on sale at bluefly) and love them. not too low waisted, just the right amount of stretch, and a nice long inseam for my freak show legs.