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November 09, 2005



Pregnant women should not be fucked with...EVER. They should be approached in gentle soothing tones and delicious cookies.

Do not suggest that they are hormonal, or that they are acting this way "because". Actually this is good standard advice for any man, dealing with any woman.

And you are correct. The person from whence the child is coming, gets all the "props" - including the decision making about what to take, when and how often.
If she wants a fat old doobie, he should roll it up and give it to her.


I hope my sister Em read this. cookies & doobies: kinda go together like chocolate & peanut butter.

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