I think I broke the DVD player tonight.
By putting in a new DVD I got today; a dvd I thought might help me with mah moves. Mah "sexay moves". (oh, and work on my core - very important.)
(but really, does it look like I need help?)
The bad part (how you say "and then things got MUCH worse")
The DVD I purchased tonight? The Carmen Electra The Lap Dance and Hip Hop Dance videos.
(Go ahead. Laugh it up. I don't care. This was all Target had for hip hop dance vids. Not that I am defending my selection here.)
Of the two videos that make this 2-part series, it's the The Carmen Electra Lap Dance DVD that's jammed in the dvd player. It won't play, it won't eject. Nothing. The player just reads "load" (-10 for taking the easy shot). At this point I have 3 choices: 1) hope it miraculously fixes itself by tomorrow, 2) get a new dvd player, or 3) take the dvd player somewhere to get fixed and grab the dvd before tech guy sees it.
So, really, when you think about it, Carmen Electra broke the DVD player. Stupid bitch.
Good God, this is so par for my life.
(p.s. I fully expect to lose some friends over this little admission.)
(p.p.s. I blame the fact that Grey's was a repeat this Sunday. Had it not, I would have watched that instead of trying a new workout.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
That is all.
Posted by: Jess | April 10, 2006 at 09:12 AM
See now, we would have forgotten all about the Lap Dance Reenactment and Wine Fest of Oct. 2005 if you hadn't linked to that picture.
And I say kudos to you for buying that DVD. Take the DVD player to the repair shop, hold your head up proudly and say "My LAP DANCE DVD is stuck!". I bet you get a priceless reaction!
Posted by: Elizabeth | April 10, 2006 at 10:01 AM
and to think, I also bought The Grapes of Wrath last night, too. But this, THIS, is what gets jammed.
Posted by: Jen | April 10, 2006 at 01:30 PM
oh god.
is that CRACK i see in that first picture?
AWESOME.
Posted by: stella | April 10, 2006 at 03:23 PM
no, but pretty darn close*. def. aren't lap dancing jeans, they're SRO jeans. well, for me, chick with no hips.
*if it is, I'd just assume not talk about it.
Posted by: Jen | April 10, 2006 at 03:25 PM
Yet another reason to hate that bitch Carmen.
And I won't laugh at your "Lap Dance " workout video... I'm sure Mike is all "Hey Honey - don't you want to do that Lap Dance video? I'll be like Resci-Annie ( the CPR doll) for you"
Posted by: Dawn | April 10, 2006 at 06:12 PM
Hey! I want one of those lap dance videos! It'll make up for the fact that I refuse to wear thongs. I can do my lap dances in my granny underwear.
Posted by: halloweenlover | April 10, 2006 at 06:44 PM
Next up: pole dancing with Pamela Anderson. Hey, it's gotta be aerobic, right?
Posted by: Nancy | April 10, 2006 at 09:17 PM
Either way, the DVD player is ruined. Once you get the disc out, it will still be tainted. You'll have to clean it out with a mixture of bleach and gasoline, and then get it some nice antibiotics...
Posted by: sweatpantsmom | April 10, 2006 at 09:36 PM
Well, it was a nice thought-- working those core muscles is very important.
Posted by: roo | April 11, 2006 at 04:06 AM