...if I had the body for it (and would not be arrested):
Benefits include:
+ Would feel compelled to daily crunches, and maybe even cut back on carbs. Finally, the elusive abs of steel would be mine!
+ Comfortable footwear
+ No bra straps digging/itching my skin
+ Getting ready in the morning is a breeze (quite literally). No ironing/coordinating required.
+ Goes from day to night with ease. Just add some lipstick and cute accesories and voila! You are ready for a night on the town.
+ No need to wait in line for the ladies room
+ Tired of dropping off clothes at the dry cleaners and the ridiculous bills? Well, not anymore, my friends!
+ Stain resistant.
+ Your problems with closet space just became that less, you know,... problematic.
+ Everyone knows that everything goes with "skin".
OMG. Isn't she too funny! I just love that girl.
Posted by: katie | February 19, 2008 at 06:55 PM
Not to mention, you could focus all of your fashion dollars into shoes...
Posted by: Nic | February 19, 2008 at 07:20 PM
You should always wear comfortable clothes while shopping. You know, easy on, easy off, etc. Clearly she is a pro.
Posted by: jess | February 19, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Yes. Less is more!
Posted by: mamatulip | February 19, 2008 at 10:22 PM
i'm not saying i'm wearing that right now, but i've got elmo on my butt
Posted by: furiousball | February 19, 2008 at 10:57 PM
so adorable. I'm tempted too. Probably not til summertime though.
Posted by: tiff | February 20, 2008 at 08:27 AM
I might be inclined to hit the Mystic Tan too.
Posted by: jen from boston | February 20, 2008 at 08:43 AM
I don't know about the giant shoes, though. They pose a serious tripping risk. Just ask Rosie.
Posted by: Nancy | February 20, 2008 at 02:52 PM
I actually took my own granddaughter's photo off, to TEMPORARILY replace my computer background with this one...it makes me laugh so much. Molly will be back on very soon, however.
Hilarious post, by the way.
Posted by: Teri | February 20, 2008 at 08:38 PM
Jess, so long as it's not grocery shopping. Am I right?
T- it seems Libs has hit the "pants are optional" stage of her development.
Nic- exactly. everyone knows it's shoes & bags that make the outfit anyway. this just cuts out the middle man.
Furiousball- for some reason I keep reading that as you have "emo butt". Why is your butt so sad?
Nancy- maybe a strappy kitten heel? understated yet still sexy?
MamaT- thanks for the pimpin. Yeah, who knew I was pro-nudist? Well, my neighbors for one. (serioulsy, we have GOT to get some blinds)
Posted by: jen from boston | February 21, 2008 at 08:53 AM
And you forgot the most important part. No more pesky trips to the bathroom in the middle of your favorite shows.
Posted by: TB | February 21, 2008 at 09:33 AM
I love that she's clearly got big plans. You know, with the shiny purse and the shopping cart and all.
Posted by: Fraulein N | February 21, 2008 at 02:30 PM
It must be something about being a 2 year old girl. Kaitlyn loves to be "nakey", and she is always piling random stuff into her little plastic shopping cart and pushing it around the house. I think Libs is absolutely adorable :)
Posted by: Elizabeth | February 21, 2008 at 10:30 PM
OH HELL YEAH!
Posted by: stella | February 22, 2008 at 07:05 PM
Awesome look. And no need to worry about accessories!
Posted by: slynnro | February 23, 2008 at 12:48 AM
I don't get how babies are always naked and loving it. I'm always freezing. Just seeing that little naked body makes me shiver.
Also, she is way adorable.
Posted by: Meg | February 25, 2008 at 09:48 AM
She makes me want to head for some island and wear only scraps of sarong and umbrella drinks in front of my boobs. Ah, youth.
Posted by: Jenn | March 09, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Sweetie, you cold TOTALLY pull that off.
Aren't you the same girl who wore nipple pasties in 5th grade? Answer: yes.
Posted by: Jenny, Bloggess | March 25, 2008 at 08:20 PM