I award Monday's quote of the day to my colleague, T-Fund. It wasn't even 10:30 in the morning and I knew it was the day's winner.
Scene:
Me in the lobby headed out for a coffee run, T-Fund enterting the lobby reporting to work.
T-Fund upon seeing me: "Hey, I have the awesome girl-p*rn site that I know you'll love. I gotta forward the link to you."
QoTD was met with Me: "Uh-huh... wait, what? What makes you think I'm into p*rn si...?"
Turns out (as it was immediately explained) it's a site of like, guys putting the toilet lid down and women getting all hot & bothered over it. Still, taking that comment, in the lobby, spoken at a normal if not slightly louder than normal volume (he's a sales guy) kinda threw me. And now security thinks I'm into "girl p*rno", whatever that is.
Perfect.
Heh. Yah right, swinger. ;-)
Posted by: Nancy | April 29, 2008 at 03:51 PM
What, you aren't into p*rno?!
Posted by: Nicki | April 29, 2008 at 04:44 PM
Holy inappropriate!
Posted by: -R- | April 29, 2008 at 05:49 PM
As sent by my cousin-in-law Nancy, "girl p*rn" as defined by the urban dictionary is tabloid rags, celebrity weeklies and publications of its ils (I will lump in In Style), so going off this definition, yes, I have been known to partake in the girl p*rn, and I AM NOT ASHAMED.
(that felt good to come clean)
Posted by: jen from boston | April 30, 2008 at 08:31 AM
So...where is the link to the site?
Posted by: Meg | April 30, 2008 at 03:45 PM
I loves me some good porn in the morning... but even if a guy is holding it, a vacuum cleaner is not exactly the height of erotica, call me crazy...
Posted by: manager mom | May 01, 2008 at 06:44 AM
I think I've seen that site. And yes...it gets me hot.
Posted by: anastasia beaverhausen | May 06, 2008 at 10:36 AM